I knew this woman from my church
who could attract the best

Her opportunism,
I mistook it for selflessness:

“I can braid your hair for you,
it’s nothing strenuous…!

And I don’t live too far away,
Just look up my [ad]dress!”

Had ` charade not been
so ignorantly CREDULOUS

I might’ve spotted & fingered
her ploy was sensuous

So smitten by the
pussuasiveness of a mentalist

I came to Eden the Garden
of Lady Venomous